I am super-wealthy from winning more than a million dollars in my mid-30's and never have to work again, but I have a job.
I am a poker champion who does not understand math, logic, basic poker strategy and I refuse to enter poker contests that are free.
I am a professional sports bettor who often does not know if I won or lost a game and I cannot keep an accurate record of my picks.
I am so good at gambling that I have been caught lying about my record dozens of times.
I have such a fabulous life that I once spent a Memorial Day weekend making 228 posts at the RX.
I am so super-good-looking that when anyone posts a picture of me I report the posts and whine to site moderators.
I am so wealthy that going to a sporting event or driving to a North Carolina beach is a big, fancy event in my mind.
I am a happily married family man who picks up young girls ("I get a ton of pussy"!)
I am a professional bettor who posts my picks at a relatively unknown forum with 20 active users.
I have such a great life that I make 40 posts per day here, and respond to any post that mentions me within minutes.
I am a poker champion who does not understand math, logic, basic poker strategy and I refuse to enter poker contests that are free.
I am a professional sports bettor who often does not know if I won or lost a game and I cannot keep an accurate record of my picks.
I am so good at gambling that I have been caught lying about my record dozens of times.
I have such a fabulous life that I once spent a Memorial Day weekend making 228 posts at the RX.
I am so super-good-looking that when anyone posts a picture of me I report the posts and whine to site moderators.
I am so wealthy that going to a sporting event or driving to a North Carolina beach is a big, fancy event in my mind.
I am a happily married family man who picks up young girls ("I get a ton of pussy"!)
I am a professional bettor who posts my picks at a relatively unknown forum with 20 active users.
I have such a great life that I make 40 posts per day here, and respond to any post that mentions me within minutes.